What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:54

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
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A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
Nuclear rocket engine for Moon and Mars - European Space Agency
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
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-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.